adline contest - Sarada Natarajan (13 Jul)

Hi All!
Seen on a hoarding in Boinpally - an ad for Faizan school.
"Children are like wet cement, whatever falls on them make (sic) an impression."
Free contest - one beer for the best "Children are like..." ad line.
Selection by consensus.
I'll start the ball rolling
"Children are like tubelights; if the choke fails, they don't function."
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