adline contest - A Giridhar RAO (13 Jul)

sarada (and hello, everybody else -- i've added shiv, sadhana, probal
and rekha to the "contest")

can one submit several entries? (it's the beer, you see....) yes? here goes:


1. Kids are like mosquitoes; always looking for a bite. (Ouch! But read on)

2. Kids are like quiz-masters: their decision is final.

3. Kids are like fiction. Enjoy them, take them seriously, but don't
believe everything they say.

4. The Sardarji saw some men running. He was told that it was the
marathon, and the winner would get a prize. "Good", he said, "but why
are the others running?" -- Kids are like Sardars: they see things
clearly.

5. Kids are like bedsheets and window-panes: the cleaner they are, the
dirtier they get.

6. Kids are the TV Remote: you're always looking for the Mute button.

7. Kids are like the morning milk; quick to boil over and take forever
to cool down.

8. Kids are like ants. There are always many more of them than you think.

9. Your kids are like your parents: they can drive you crazy effortlessly.

Finally,

10. Kids are like peanuts. You work for them.


i rest my case.

regards

giridhar
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